sanderfuckingcohen: You should ask your biologic mother who your fa-- oh wait, he killed her! Or how about asking your laboratory father abo-- my bad, a big daddy killed him! Or the man of the photo in your wa-- true, he's not real. You had so many fathers and all of them are dead now. This is not a question, I just wanted to remind you just in case you forgot.
This is quite a lovely room you have Cohen. Maybe we should get together and have some tea-